Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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