This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
