And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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