U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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