i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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