lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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