'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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