Pants 0. Shit 1.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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