the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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