Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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