last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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