When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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