A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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