Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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