i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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