Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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