Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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