I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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