Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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