Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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