clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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