Dual....:-)
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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