I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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