Whod you bang
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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