Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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