How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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