When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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