i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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