So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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