I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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