Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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