You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Pants are for mortals
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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