Four minutes until I can fart!
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Bring me that man meat
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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