I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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