i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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