He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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