Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I skipped work to stalk him.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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