with your own penis?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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