My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
