I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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