Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I look better un-naked...
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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