There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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