We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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