The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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