So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
