i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
if only i could text you this smell
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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