Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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