i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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