Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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