when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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