I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Let's paint friendship bongs
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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