Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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