I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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