I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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