Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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