There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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