I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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