I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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