doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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