Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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