even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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