Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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